Guess what I did today?

Made an old man smile at my Dermatology appointment. Well, not in the actual appointment, but as I was walking out of the building. Don't be sick, why would a man be in the room with me? Anyways, as I was walking out I smiled at him and he said, "Thank you for that nice smile young lady." So I smiled even bigger because it just made me happy. "Oh now THAT'S a smile!" You're welcome man who works at the front counter of Kaiser in Rancho Cordova. Couldn't we all use a smile?

I thought this was pretty close to being appropriate.